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Home / Blog / Africa / South Africa / When We Road Tripped Across South Africa

When We Road Tripped Across South Africa

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February 27, 2018 by Natalie 4 Comments

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South Africa, being quite a bit larger than the state of Texas, is a massive undertaking if you want to drive from one end to the other. It’s even more of a massive undertaking if you decide to drive across the whole country in 10 days, like we did.

We had to motor, literally, from Johannesburg to the coast in a couple days. What is a 1,139km/ 708mile trip took us mostly through some seriously empty country.

Enjoying the emptiness of the highways (we did this several times while driving across the country: there were a lot of empty roads!).

I mean: there was nothing but rock, bushes, road and sky.

That being said, there is an austere beauty to the empty.

Over the course of 4 days Jackson drove us down toward the coast. The Garden Route- famed for its hiking trails, pristine rivers and beaches- awaited us.

This was the view from a rest stop we pulled into to have lunch. Windy and gorgeous!

Honestly: back to back days of 5 hours drives can be brutal. We broke it up by spending some nights at homestays and farms along the way. You can read about our first night at Lionsrock Big Cat Sanctuary here and catch some photos Jackson took of the animals here.

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Our second stop was in Colesburg: a city about as interesting as its name would imply. We did, however, experience an EPIC thunderstorm that ravaged the night so badly we lost power (!!). Thunder and lightning boomed around the empty savannahs and hills. The rain came down so hard it was cascadiing down the inside of the door. What a ruckus!

One of the highlights of Colesburg was this Offal Pot! It was bits of lamb roasted in a curry. Delicious.

Pressing on, we stopped at a delightful Farm-to-table store (they’re called Padstals here!) 30min outside Colesburg where we had meat pies and enjoyed the rocky view.

A Padstal. It was delightful. If you see one: stop.
Jen discovered the dog at the Padstal. We’ve noticed that a lot of South African establishments are extremely pet friendly.

The landscape was looking very lush and green, a real surprise considering we’d been told over and over that there was a drought. The owner of the padstal told us that two weeks ago the rains came and that the land was finally getting the rainfall it needed. She said that had we shown up two weeks prior we would have seen a very dead and dry looking countryside. Yikes.

The Holland Farm Stay we booked outside of Zebra National Park was run by a very talkative farmer with what looked like permanent tan lines where his sunglasses sit. The farm was gorgeous: lush and green! Bursting with life! The farmer explained that they’d gotten more rain in the last few weeks than they usually get in a year! He wasn’t kidding: that night it pissed down rain for a while, causing the small stream that trickled over the driveway to swell into a full river.

The view from our room at the farm.
The same view after a cloudburst.

On Holland Farm Stay, there was a little meerkat that the owners had found abandoned in a field. Rather than leave it to die alone, they gave the meerkat to a cat who had just had a litter. The cat raised the meerkat like one of her own and this little, strange creature runs around the farm thinking it’s a house cat! The meerkat’s name translated from Afrikaans to English is “Fishbone” because when they found him, he was very very skinny.

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Jen bonding with Fishbone, the meerkat.

Fishbone was a curious little guy with long claws he would use to dig out grubs from the earth. He had small very sharp looking teeth that he would smile at us with. We were all a bit freaked that this meerkat came to say hello, but eventually Jen’s heart was melted completely and the two bonded like best buds. I wanted nothing to do with this creature: I was happy to watch the bond and take pictures and then softly kick the scoundrel out of my room (he stank!).

The last leg of the drive was from Holland Farmstay to the coast. It would take us 5 hours to get down there. What we didn’t anticipate was just how EPIC the drive would be!

We drove through an entire cloud front. It got so foggy we couldn’t see the road signs!

We drove through empty, dry, open road that stretched for miles.

Green and lush…
A couple hundred kilometers down the road and it’s dryyyy

Our little 2-wheeler turned off the highway toward the coast. On our Google Maps it read as an “R” road with 4 numbers after it. The safety of the “N” roads faded completely when the highway devolved into a bumpy dirt track.

“Are you sure this is the highway?!” Jackson asked.

I checked again. “Yes. I’m Sure. This is the only road that leads to the coast from here!”

Bouncing over mountain track.

Jen bounced in the backseat and joked that we had driven onto a hiking path rather than a highway. “This is what a hiking path in LA would like.” She said.

The car lurched forward and we prayed that the damn thing would keep moving.

Oh, god, did we pray our tires wouldn’t deflate, or our fender wouldn’t crumple or that we wouldn’t lose control and go careening off the side of the very tall mountains we were going up and down. I mean: these mountain ranges were epic. They marched off into the blue distance and continued from there, I’m sure.

Our one and only stop in the mountains. More of a stretch of the legs and a lay-of-the-land moment.

At one point, as we pitched and rolled our way forward, Jen spotted a Baboon! A real live baboon! Then Jackson and I saw the butt-end of one, too! Holy cow! We’re in Africa!!

Painfully slowly, we descended the mountain ranges and found the coast. Yay! Plettenberg Bay: here we come!

Our route.
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Hi, we’re Natalie and Jackson: a trans-continental couple who met in New York City in 2013 and haven’t been apart since. We got married in June 2015 and have been traveling around the world together.

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